Please checkout my new food-advice column, Checkout Line, on Grist:

• Checkout Line: Talk turkey to me
  Smaller breasts are better, and other advice for holiday-bird quandaries
• Checkout Line: Eat local, get laid
  The surprising benefits of seasonal eating
• Checkout Line: Kibbles and fits
  Is organic pet food worth the trouble?
• Checkout Line: Cocoa loco
  Will chocolate replace coffee as the foodie's bean of obsession?
• Checkout Line: Meat of the matter
  What's so eco about all those eco-meat labels?